found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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