I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
