and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
