Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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