whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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