u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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