: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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