yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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