Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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