just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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