Can i not drive my cunt home
I want to stick my p in your. b.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
