Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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