Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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