Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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