But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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