Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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