Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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