the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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