The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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