Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I use my feet as sexual weapons
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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