we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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