So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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