im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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