i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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