I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Randomize
