So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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