So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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