haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The air taste purple.
Randomize
