I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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