Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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