3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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