I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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