If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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