OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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