What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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