69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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