Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The dick lei will go down in squad history
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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