Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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