Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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