Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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