Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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