I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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