I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
