we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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