I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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