Christians are straight up FREAKS
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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