If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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