Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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