Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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