I think my vagina is haunted
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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